I’m Lis4h. I like food and sleep and hate everything else.

And I’m Gilly. I like sushi and jokes and blogging on the toilet.

We have an interesting relationship.

Gilly's Personal: http://ellsworth-1948.tumblr.com

Lis4h's Personal: www.lis4h.tumblr.com

Watching people eat food I don’t like

(Source: likeazulmalobato, via wurnbo)

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2 years ago

Any song feat pitbull

Singer:*sings*
Pitbull:hey mami dalè mr worldwide (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo
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2 years ago

REMEMBER WHEN THEY TOLD US NOT TO SPEAK TO STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET

(via wurnbo)

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2 years ago

thelaughingmango:

Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin

friendly reminder that even bacteria have sex and you don’t

friendly reminder that bacteria are asexual and use binary fission to reproduce. They don’t have sex.

Binary fission > your sex life

(Source: polyandthenomials, via wurnbo)

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2 years ago

Sometimes I get sad…

anycolouryouliek:

But then I remember that I was a fucking Pokemon Master by the age of 8!

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