(Source: likeazulmalobato, via wurnbo)
| Singer: | *sings* |
| Pitbull: | hey mami dalè mr worldwide (some stuff in Spanish) eeeeeeeeewoooooooo |
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Friendly reminder that bacteria are having sex on your skin
friendly reminder that even bacteria have sex and you don’t
friendly reminder that bacteria are asexual and use binary fission to reproduce. They don’t have sex.
Binary fission > your sex life
(Source: polyandthenomials, via wurnbo)
But then I remember that I was a fucking Pokemon Master by the age of 8!